Vice President Cheney and President Bush are having breakfast
at the White House. An attractive female server asks Cheney
what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal
and some fruit." "And what can I get for you, Mr. President?",
the server asks. The President looks up from his menu and
replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about
a quickie this morning?" "Why, Mr. President!" the woman
exclaims, "How rude! You're starting to
act like President Clinton," and the woman storms away.
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers...........
"It's pronounced "quiche."
Thanks for the laugh.
I bet the next person in the white house won’t be such good grist for the comedy mill.
Don’t worry, McCain is just a comedy show waiting to happen, and I’m sure we can find stuff to make fun of Obama about…and I’m sure whomever they choose for Vice will have plenty of comedy potential.