Garfield, On The Oil Crisis

29 06 2008

A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage

here in our country.
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Well, there’s a very simple answer.

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Nobody bothered to check the oil.

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We just didn’t know we were getting low.


The reason for that is purely geographical.

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Our OIL is located in
:
ALASKA

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California

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Coastal Florida

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Coastal Louisiana

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Wyoming

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Colorado
 

 
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Kansas

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Oklahoma

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Pennsylvania

and

Texas

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Our dipsticks are located in Washington , DC

Any Questions? NO?…Didn’t think So

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