Breakfast At The White House

1 07 2008
Vice President Cheney and President Bush are having breakfast 
at the White House. An attractive female server asks Cheney 
what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal
and some fruit." "And what can I get for you, Mr. President?",
the server asks. The President looks up from his menu and 
replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about 
a quickie this morning?" "Why, Mr. President!" the woman 
exclaims, "How rude! You're starting to 
act like President Clinton," and the woman storms away.
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers...........
"It's pronounced "quiche."